Oh, so You Wanna Get Jacked? Sweet. You've come to the right place.
Since time immemorial, people have sought to gain the perfect amount of muscle–to achieve the right blend of size, symmetry, and sexiness. Thousands of articles and books have been penned, a million million words written, all in the hopes of answering one question:
How do I make my body look completely Fucking Awesome?
That’s what you want: to be big without being “too big”; to have a physique that inspires your allies, strikes fear into the heart of your enemies, and creates sexual arousal so distracting it may lead to vehicular manslaughter.
It can be done. The answer, my friends, is simpler than slaying a dragon, stopping the zombie apocalypse, or filming a shot-by-shot recreation of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
(Trust me, I’ve done all three.)
Now, it’s time to share my secrets with you. My goal is to build an army of perfectly symmetrical, unrealistically attractive zombie slayers—and I want you to be a part of it.
And that starts now, with you downloading these two incredible guides, completely exclusive to members of the Roman Fitness Empire.
Because they’re intended to help you look awesome, I have cleverly titled them How to Look Fucking Awesome and 30 Days to Awesome, respectively. And look awesome is what it’ll show you how to do.
The first guide covers everything you need to know about finding the right training methods to maximize your potential; the second guide is a complete 30-Day program specifically designed to build serious muscle while incinerating fat, giving you a massive head start on your road to a truly awesome body.
Just enter your email below and I’ll send you my exact blueprints for crushing your enemies, seeing their fields driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of any who would oppose you.
And then, we party.
This dude's arms are, like, medium good. So there's that.
Sam gained over 11lbs of muscle while slashing his bodyfat to 5.3%. Not bad. If you like being jacked, or whatever.
Does it work for girls? Of course it does. Tiffany gained 3lbs of muscle while dropping her bodyfat to 11%.
