Adam Membrey Adam is a full-time teacher and even-more-full-time employee of reading, writing, and amateur nerdiness who resides in the breakfast taco gardens of Austin, TX. When he’s not giving youths tablespoons of truth or actively finding ways to spite evolution and become even more of a hairy, badass ape, he writes about movies, books, and the pursuit of having less puffy nipples at adammembrey.com.